September 29, 2013 Charlotte, NC to Philadelphia, PA to Barcelona, Spain

Today Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil got a little tipsy on a transatlantic flight to START the day (no really, he went eraser-deep in that wine bottle, son). Then Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil lapped the shit out of Christine because mini bottles are for pussies. Then Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil had tuna, olives and roasted pimientos on baguette for breakfast because Barcelona. Then Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil boarded the Liberty of the Seas and checked out Royal Caribbean’s excursion options which are mostly bullshit but whatever, vacation. Then Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil set sail from Barcelona for a week of continued adventures at sea!

Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil doesn’t know when you will get this email but in his heart he knows he will always see you tomorrow!