March 23, 2015 Charlotte, NC

Today Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil learned that there’s totally nothing weird about a single mechanical pencil going to a kid’s science museum by himself and there is nothing to see, here, folks. Oh, look over there, Illusions! And jellyfish! And (AMAZING) FROGS (ok, those kinda were amazing and the pictures do them no more justice than all those stories about kissing). While at the museum Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil got to climb a swinging rope bridge in an indoor jungle while a bunch of asshole kids had to wait for him to take pictures. Where WERE their parents? There’s no bar here… But that was ok because Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil got to visit a fancy pants high rise condo (Patrick Ewing just moved in! Mechanical Pinckney Hugo Pencil didn’t know what that was but you probably know him from his most famous work in Space Jam!) and wind the evening down with a glass of wine and a reminder that the glass is actually half full and those kids had way earlier bedtimes than he did. Hasta mañana!